Dear Mr. Bossman,
I had wanted for years to work as a secretary. It came to my attention that being a secretary by itself was low pay and hard to come by. I did see, however, that being a paralegal, or legal secretary, was better pay and easier to come by. So I went out to find a job like that.
Little did I know what I was in for.
I could write a small book on what all your problems are, but let’s narrow it down to this.
- You are over 80 years old.
- You are showing signs of Alzheimer.
- You don’t want to be there anymore, and it is way past time for you to retire. It’s showing in every way imaginable.
- You blame others for your mistakes, which are usually from a lack of memory.
- I listened to you badmouth your previous secretary for the first 2 months of my employment to other attorneys. I can only imagine this will bode badly for me following my departure.
- I have gone out of my way to protect you from your mistakes, but when you start blaming me, I stand up for myself.
- The other secretary has noticed all of these factors and is very worried about her job there.
Today you told me that I use the stairs too much and therefore shouldn’t use the copier like I do. Our office is three stories. The copier is also the fax machine and printer. It is on a different floor than I am. I have to use the stairs. To follow your order of only using the printer during a specified time of the day would not only be ridiculous, but impossible. I explained this to you. I informed you that my computer could not possibly hold all those documents and would crash, causing me to lose all them. Your response of, “You’re a grown woman. You’ll figure it out,” only proved your ignorance and apathy. This was not the last straw. (Your demand of me memorizing all 81 defense cases I am responsible for made it clear to me that I will never meet your expectations.)
Why am I writing this letter to you on a blog? Because I know you will read it. You weren’t lying when you said you’re paranoid. I don’t like being investigated by a PI. And you should have ordered my transcript before hiring me, not when you think I’m too stupid to do the job, let alone have possibly gotten the grades and degrees that I did.
I am not stupid.
I am not the one with the memory problem, and I’m not taking this anymore.