Hey toys and squirrels, my non-fiction book, What Does Spider Poop Look Like? is now free.


I know! You were just think about spider poop this morning over breakfast, weren’t you? Well now you can have all your poop questions answered without having to visit the local poop museum or search through endless internet articles about teddy bears and antique cars. Heck-you don’t even have to leave the house! All you have to do is visit Amazon and click buy on the Kindle edition. Don’t use Amazon? No problem for $0.00 a month, you can visit my website and go to Barnes and Noble, Playster, Apple, and other places this book is sold.

But hurry. This offer won’t last!  Get yours before it’s too late!

(This has not been a paid advertisement by yours truly.)